Wednesday, February 22, 2012
Where is your god now? The Devil Wears Prada lose their keyboardist
Christian crabcore act, The Devil Wears Prada, have severed one of the many useless limbs that comprise the body of the band. Plus, it's only their keyboardist. Can't say he did much for the band anyways. This to me comes as welcome news as I find TDWP to be condescending and half-ignorant as a band. I can only hope (or better yet, pray) that this presents a long-awaited opportunity for the rest of the members to jump ship with him. Here's the official statement from the band:
"With great deliberation and difficulty, we have decided to part ways with our keyboardist James Baney. James will always be family to TDWP, being one of the most well-intentioned people we know. Our prayers to James in beginning a new chapter with his wife back home, and our endless gratitude to TDWP fans for understanding. We'll see you at a show soon."
According to Lambgoat, Baney's wife has said that he's left the band to 'do what is necessary to take care of [her], his new family.'
This is usually the part where I'd tell you if they're looking for a replacement, or putting out a new album, or on tour or something, but who gives a shit?