Thursday, January 26, 2012

Little Girls Are Taking The Metal Scene Over. FML.

I'm sure everyone last week saw the video by 8 year old Juliet doing "My First Hardcore Song". If you haven't I posted it again below. I mean it has about 17 million views in about a week which pretty much makes it the most popular hardcore song ever written. Sigh, who would have thought? I actually went through YouTube and tried to find a more popular 'hardcore' song and couldn't. All you had to do to make it big in hardcore was write a generic two step riff then rip off Memphis Will Be Laid to Waste and have a cute little girl scream about her dog Rupert and how her fish stink. I think I'm just going to give up trying to make it in a band. In case you didn't know you can even buy Juliet merch now at You should check it out.. they're actually pretty awesome shirts especially the one in the above picture. I felt gross because when I searched it on YouTube I typed "Juliet hardcore." Ew. And if my day couldn't get worse I found a video of another 8 year old destroying my ass in guitar. I'm sure tomorrow there will be a 4 year old girl that can do blast beats at 280bpm. Fuck the world!

Update: NOoooooooooooooooooooooo!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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